No one is invited to my house!

You read the headline right...no one is invited to my house! It's not because we don't want company or that we don't desire a hospitable house. No it's because our house has been taken over by one of our dogs or at least the smells of our dog. You see Snaps is the cutest, most wonderful dog in the world, she just has some gas and urine issues. First, she has a bad liver that we have to treat with steroids. The steroids cause her to eat like a pig and bloat up. Do you know what happens to things that bloat up? Oh yeah, that's right they let the air out. Snaps toots constantly! You would think she has woopie cushions attached to the bottom of her paws. The toots are rather audible and brotha are they deadly! In addition, Snaps also has a mess of big honkin boulders in her bladder that cause her to pee all the time and in everyplace. We literally have invested in carpet cleaner and towels. We're going to get her bladder fixed and then we're going to replace the carpet. Then and only then will we invite anyone to come to our house. We will still have the gas issue but for those enough to brave the smell, you may enter at your own risk. You will need to sign the injury waiver when you get to the front door -that's in case you faint. We have gas masks available for rent.


Notice the PB&J skidmarks on Lily's face. I'm sure Snaps was more than willing to help lick those off of her face.

I love my dogs!

Brian